My roommate works in Attractions and just told us this story about how this couple had a boat to themselves in Pirates of the Caribbean so they just decided to drop their pants and go at it. They told then over the intercom to sit down like 4 times and at the end, the Manager was so angry at them, she yelled
“This is a FAMILY PARK, not a family MAKING park!!”.
And I’m just sitting here dying.











